Well, its that time again. ACEN [link] is fast approacing, only 4 more weeks. I know I know I still have time right? Well as far as costumeing is concerned its a relatively short time.
This year I will bring with me both the Captain Jack atire AS WELL AS the atire of Captain Finch. Captain Finch will get some upgrades from what you see her as now here on DA. Yes I have the purple corset/black pants and shirt/boots/bandana/beeds/ so on and so forth. But her look will change with the added new jewelry, a sash similar to Jacks but all her own colors, and dread lock hair falls with lots of feathers and beads. Her character will become very elaborate and colorful trying to fit in with the excentricness of Captain Jack. Lol Jack might be a little jealous of the new fabulousness who knows lol. But Jack got upgraded this year too includeing the recent purchas of the read sword, and when I say real I mean limited edition numbered and certified actual movie steel replica. But that stays here and a plastic stunt double will be attatched but it is a full length plastic replica complete with scabbard. I have all the rings now full metal and in full movie replica detail. His sash got upgraded with an actual fabric sash that I still need to shape and make it look like it has some wear and tear to it. New beads as I got exact replics of them while in Disney. He will have a brand new coat that I wore at Halloween, the real authentic boots that also double as Captain Finch's. I now have facial hair lol, and a wig which I will wear that I shaped and molded with dreads. And also I found earasers that look like real PEANUTS! so I can walk around pulling them out of peoples hair going "Ohh peanut!" or "My peanut..."
Jar of dirt may stay home because it was in fact a pain in the ass to carry around all day long. But it maye very well be replaced with...THE KRAKEN!!! That's right I have a big stuffed animal giant squid to carry around for added emphisis. just ask who felt the full force of my terrible beastie when I wacked her upside the head with it on the train home from Chicago. Ahhh good times eh? So that is a possible running gag, thing of al lthe things I can do with a squid....you know what eww thats just gross stop thinking dirty thought you pervs. *smacks you in the head with a giant squid* THE KRAKEN!!!
I also ordered a Jack Sparrow plush off of a website. It might be here by then might not. But if it is I am SOOOOO dragging him around with me as Captain Finch <----- is a pirate nerd. *Invisions the halariousness of the puppet show of plush Jack getting attacked by plush kraken. Smiles wickedly* Ohhhh yeah, that is SO going on youtube.
*Jack Sparrow comes up* That is not funny.
Oh yes it is!
Also hopefully my Jack Sparrow cell phone skin arives too. My phone will be pretty lol. Ok so sadly it will be pink but I will deal with it for the awesomeness which is Captain Jack Sparrow.
But anyways......yeah I need to get my ass in gear and get all the costume pieces together and nice and neat in their respective body bags so I'm ready to go. I have to start early because my work is hectic and blah blah blah blah....LAZY!!!

Hmmm I think Ima draw a crab.

OK Im done being insaine, the people with the little white lab coats and the nice needle drugs are asking me to come with them BUH BYE!!!


.......maybe that coffee and donut this morning wasn't such a good idea...*gets taken away by men in white lab coats*

PS: If you are going to ACEN and see a female playing Jack Sparrow or Captain Finch feel free to say "Hi".

*rereads and catches all the misspellings* Oh dear god I just killed the English language. <----- is too lazy to correct them.